An officer of the Law
(phone still ringing as a middle aged woman picks it)
Officer: Hello?
Woman: yes, how are you and how may I help you?
Officer: I'm sergeant Isere from Nigerian police Division5. Am I onto Mrs. Kulukulu?
Woman: Yes!
Officer: Good! An information reaching me early this morning made mention of your son, Tantamount, in a robbery incident. They actually broke into a First bank branch and looted away some millions of naira and costly jewels.
Woman: You don't meant it(she paused briefly and continues) but my son has never stole before and he cant cause I trust him.
Officer: But he was the ring leader of the gang?
Woman: I said my son is not a thief!
Officer: Can you report at the police station for questioning?
Woman: somebody deliver me ooo. ok, maybe he borrowed the money to pay for his final school project.
Officer: ma'am, we don't care about that just come and answer some questions. Because we recovered some ammunitions from them. Where could they have gotten them from? Infact, the killed couple of people.
Woman: Ehen hen... maybe they were those that conspired with the manager not to borrow them the money or delayed them.
Officer: But ma'am, the money they stole was too much.
Woman: What do we now do? Let make a deal of 60 by40%
Officer: hen!!! send me your address. Your son is not a thief but a professional borrower.
Officer: Hello?
Woman: yes, how are you and how may I help you?
Officer: I'm sergeant Isere from Nigerian police Division5. Am I onto Mrs. Kulukulu?
Woman: Yes!
Officer: Good! An information reaching me early this morning made mention of your son, Tantamount, in a robbery incident. They actually broke into a First bank branch and looted away some millions of naira and costly jewels.
Woman: You don't meant it(she paused briefly and continues) but my son has never stole before and he cant cause I trust him.
Officer: But he was the ring leader of the gang?
Woman: I said my son is not a thief!
Officer: Can you report at the police station for questioning?
Woman: somebody deliver me ooo. ok, maybe he borrowed the money to pay for his final school project.
Officer: ma'am, we don't care about that just come and answer some questions. Because we recovered some ammunitions from them. Where could they have gotten them from? Infact, the killed couple of people.
Woman: Ehen hen... maybe they were those that conspired with the manager not to borrow them the money or delayed them.
Officer: But ma'am, the money they stole was too much.
Woman: What do we now do? Let make a deal of 60 by40%
Officer: hen!!! send me your address. Your son is not a thief but a professional borrower.
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